Literature
I'm Not drunk, I'm Just Tipsy
She's dancing on the table,
Swinging from the chandelier--
I can't believe she'd do all this
After drinking just one beer!
"Stephie! Behave yourself," I hiss,
But all she says is this:
"I'm not drunk, I'm just tipsy--
Looshen up an' have some FUN!
It's only the shank of the evening--
Waitress, bring another one!"
Steph's usually quite reserved--
A shy and blushing lass...
But after two Shirley Temples,
She's really full of sass!
"Stephanie, you have had enough;
They're going to throw us out!"
But as she hops up on the bar
We all can hear her shout:
"I'm not drunk, I'm just tipsy--
LADIES AN' GEN'L'MEN, ATTENTION PLEASE!
Step right on up a
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